What is Doo Doo Mama?
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A DooDoo Mama consists of "Ghetto" females who still think Babyphat, Rocawear,Enyce,Apple Bottoms,Fetish, and Glow Jeans are in style. They can be seen popping their gum and rolling their eyes. They are seen wearing "Weaves" , baby hair , fake gold hoops, addidas, and braids. Their boyfriends are the dirty looking DooDoo daddies. They prey on pretty girls. They're mostly the loudest ones. They have tons of glitter graphics and pictures on their Myspace. They like the playboy sign and posting a million glitter comments.
Signs if you're a doo doo mama: If your fake ponytail is pressed and straight and your regular hair doesn't match the texture and/or color. You're a DooDoo. If you talk like "Dis" and "Dat" . You're a DooDoo. If your hair can't fit in a ponytail and you try to slick it down with jail and/or put clips in it so it can stay. You're a DooDoo. If you haven..t upgraded your cell phone and you're still walking around with an i205 boost mobile. You're a DooDoo. If you are a gangbanger. Welcome to the DooDoo club. If you walk it out or lean with it rock with it to everyone song. You're a DooDoo. If you walk around yelling "Besty" "Sissy" "Pookie" "Ay Babay" "Cuzzy" "Bootah" or anything close. You're a DooDoo. If you have more than 3 tatoos. You..re a DooDoo. If your hair looks like Kunta. You're a DooDoo. If you wear knock-off's. You..re a DooDoo. If you buy jeans from a "Guy" who sells them from his car. DooDoo. If you think Remy Ma is your idol. You're a DooDoo right along with her. If you fight just to get attention. You're a DooDoo. If more than Half of these are you. Give yourself a round of applause. You..re a DooDoo Mama.
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any girl that acts as if she Noo Noo from ATL poppin gum, smackin her lips wearing a little uh nuttin. wit bad colored hair weaves.
On my mama, what do u call a girl like her ova der wit da green pony tail in dem snow boots in da summer time; a doo doo mama!
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You Now Your'e A Doo Doo Mama When You...
1.) buy socks and jeans from a man walking in and out of a beauty shop for $5.
2.) walks around in a cutoff tee shirt when your belly hangs over your belt.
3.) think your lipgloss is "poppin" when you really bought it for 99 cents.
4.) your name ends with -isha -quisha -kira or -quita
5.) you ASK your boyfriend to buy you gfts and/or give you money
6.) wears stripes with polka dots
7.) wears fake gold where ever possible.
8.) has all styles of fake bamboo earrings
9.) is 23 and obsesses over Go Go Power Rangers.
10.) stands ontop of tables and benches while yelling at somebody to cause a scene.
(Starbuckquita stands on the park bench yellin at her baby father about not having any money)
Neicy : Damn girl..she standin on the park bench.
Porsha :You act like you not used to that. Shes a Doo Doo Mama.
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a female who is loud, dirty, obnoxious, smells, has a weave and is just a horrible person. They are usually black chicks.
person one: Did you see all those doo doo mamas at the rally yesterday?
person two: Yeah them bitches stank.
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A girl who isn't matching with her outfit
Look at that Doo Doo Mama with tha stripe socks and polka dot shirt
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