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To produce a Self Monkey first take the shavings from your shaver in one hand
Manually spank the monkey and shoot your load so it lands..
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when you press on your nipples and let out a burp at the same time
she was too cheap to buy a doorbell so she uses the burple nurple
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To erotically slide the penis in the place where the forearm and bicep intersect.
Last night I broken bagpiped my girlfriend and I splo..
