Dooce

What is Dooce?


1.

To be fired from you job because of the contents of your weblog.

Dude, did you hear what happen to Mary, she got dooced.

See Marz

2.

To get fired from your job because you post about your job on your weblog.

Also see: dooced

Heather B. Armstrong got dooced.

3.

"Dude" accidently mistyped on a keyboard such as in an e-mail or instant message conversation.

Bob: Hey Heather. What's up?

Heather: Hey dooce.

Heather: Oops, I mean dooce.

Heather: Err... dooce.

Heather: DUDE**

4.

to be afflicted with constipation

"I shouldn't have eaten all that cheese. I am soooo dooced."

5.

noun, 1) one who is totally lacking in originality; a hack, 2) the state of writing on repetitive subjects for at least four years.

1) wow, her writing totally sucked. yeah...what a dooce! 2) hmmmm... ANOTHER piece about poop and how supercool her baby is. yeah, she's in the dooce.

See simon


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