What is Dooce?
1.
To be fired from you job because of the contents of your weblog.
Dude, did you hear what happen to Mary, she got dooced.
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2.
To get fired from your job because you post about your job on your weblog.
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Heather B. Armstrong got dooced.
3.
"Dude" accidently mistyped on a keyboard such as in an e-mail or instant message conversation.
Bob: Hey Heather. What's up?
Heather: Hey dooce.
Heather: Oops, I mean dooce.
Heather: Err... dooce.
Heather: DUDE**
4.
to be afflicted with constipation
"I shouldn't have eaten all that cheese. I am soooo dooced."
5.
noun, 1) one who is totally lacking in originality; a hack, 2) the state of writing on repetitive subjects for at least four years.
1) wow, her writing totally sucked. yeah...what a dooce! 2) hmmmm... ANOTHER piece about poop and how supercool her baby is. yeah, she's in the dooce.
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