What is Dooch?
1.
An individual that is incapable of correctly retelling a story that he or she was a part of.
you really “Dooched” that story.
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2.
A commonly used alternative to douche, and one which can be used positively OR negatively. Think of it as the new and improved version of douche.
Conversation beteween bros:
"'Sup dooch!?"
"Nothin' much dooch, how 'bout you?"
Conversation between mother and child:
"Oh Johnny, you're such a little doocher!"
"Thanks mom, I love you!"
Conversation between feuding dooches:
"Ow Jack, that hurt, you dooch! Grr"
"Sorry man, that was a dooch move on my part."
Conversation between girlfriends:
"Dooooch that dress looks good on you!"
"Thanks dooch, I hope John likes it!"
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3.
This word is said by someone who fails at spelling the word Douche.
"You all are dooches. I'm too tired to deal with retards"
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4.
someone who is recognized as a fan favorite among others, this person also exemplifies a like for the hip hop culture typically
"dooch is so hood"
"look at the dooch, he is wearing his grillz"
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5.
The douchebag who always mooches from others.
Bob: Dude pack more weed
Bill: Did you bring any?
Bob: No, but pack more
Bill: Fuck you dooch
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6.
A sovereign prince who rules a doochy
All hail the Dooch of Juey!
7.
The part of skin between your balls and butthole
My dooch smells like cheese