What is Doochess?
1.
A girl who likes to lick the part of skin between your balls and butthole.
That doochess loved my cheesy dooch.
2.
1. the wife of a dooch
2. a poopy, pouty girl who says "OH NO!" and likes her men like fine wine
When the coconut fell on the doochess' head, the doochess said "OH NO!"