Doofistic Edit Meaning

1. When playing Golf, this refers to when someone continously takes large divots and uses alot of turf seed in the divots. I was hitting t..

1. NyQuil or DayQuil induced haze often times associated with highly important meetings or cheap drug binges Secretary: "You OK?"..

1. Smegma: The foul, cheese-like sebacious substance that grows beneath the foreskin or beneath saggy tits. "I picked up dat bitches ..