What is Dooflotcher?
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Any miscellaneous or random item, especially one whose name escapes you at a particular moment. Analagous to
Individual A: Hey, where's my dooflotcher?
Individual B: You mean your keys? They're over here.
Individual A: Thanks, man.
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your mother's arsehole
I was thinking earlier about poking a bit of cat shitinto your mummy's bum cunny.
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If you are from the Northeast, this is the norm. You tend to leave off "r", and sometimes add one in another place. Other time..