Doofwad Edit Meaning

1. It controls us all, like the matrix, but it pwns even the machines, you can't escape it, but, must fight it. Fight Teh Machine Ho..

1. A junk buffing is a very good and satisfying hand-job. "If he came on my show i'd give him such a good junk buffing he wouldn..

1. Mythical river in New Zealand, used for a location of something or someone whose location is unknown to the speaker, or where time is be..