Doogan

What is Doogan?


1.

A penis, male reproductive organ.

His doogan was hanging out of his pants at the restaurant.

See dick, cock, pud, snake, weiner, dong, dougan, peter, phallus, stick

2.

a fat, dense, Jurassic piece of feces. Always sinks straight to the bottom and often leaves streaks on your toilet basin.

oh snaps, that steak sandwich I just ate is going to be a vicious doogan.

See feces, turd, duce, star jones, taco bell

3.

another word for crap.

whoa! look at that doogan alyssa left in the toilet.

See poop, crap, shiznizz, poot

4.

A lubricating gel used by physicians and elected officials.

After you have bent over and drop trousers a doctor/politician might say, "Let me add a little doogan to this finger so it won't hurt so much.

See snard, dolt

5.

This versatile word would require an entire dictionary for itself to accurately describe all of its many meanings and uses.

"What up doogan?"

"Not much, just doogan' it."

"My doogan ate my homework."

"Suck my doogan, bitch!"

"You're making a doogan out of a molehill."

"I just dropped a 15-inch doogan."

"What the doogan?! That can't be healthy!"

"I hope you're raped in public by a pack of savage doogans."

"Let's stop at Dunkin Doogans for a cup of joe."

6.

The real definition of a 'doogan' is actually an elephant's vagina. Again, the vagina of an elephant is a doogan. Forget the rest of these definitions. Never forget this!

You're a doogan.

See elephant pussy, elephant, pussy, vagina, doogan, dugan

7.

Space between balls and ass, technically known as the perineum.

MD101:You want to live on Jeffs Doogan.

*SJ:Leave me alone.

MD101:Okay im sorry.

*SJ - SomeJerk

See jerk, gooch, crotch, balls, ass


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