What is Doogles?
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1. A small, unfortunate, troll-like human, who enjoys homosexual relationships with coworkers and being stuffed into lockers and fire safes.
2. One who has an inexplicable affinity for unpopular music, particularly that sung by homosexual bands from the 1980's.
Doogles was able to get a free flight by having his wife stuff him into her carry-on suitcase.
