What is Dook?
1.
The University of New Jersey at Durham
Dook Sucketh.
2.
short for dookie; poop; waste; stool
"i really have to take a dook, lets go home."
3.
the noise which a ferret makes
dook dook dook
4.
v. The act of taking a massive, smelly dump. Such a dump is often capable of ripping the anus.
Dude, I just took a HUUUUGE dook. I swear that first turd was the size of a lime!!! :-O ONO!!@#
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5.
Chuckling sound a ferret makes when excited, exploring, playing or war dancing. Resembles a rooster sound.
Fluffy dooks and chatters whenever she's excited.
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6.
Taking a hit of the hallucinogen LSD via the anus.
Dude, I got some gnarly acid this week and my girl Gina and I did the dook with it.
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7.
1. To take a poo
1. Would you excuse me, I gotta dook.