Dookie Cannon Edit Meaning

1. A Vitamin WaterProstitute is a whore who will not accept money, but only vitamin water. Man 1: Dude, last night I scored with a Vitamin..

1. The Universal geek smiley. Geek 1: Did you see the last Star Trek episode? Geek 2: Only like a gajillion times! Geek 1: (O-O)y..

1. The ultimate oxymoron: the nicest asshole you will ever meet. Seems to be self-absorbed at first glance but would do anything for his fr..