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Medical abnormality when your optic nerve gets wrapped up with your rectal nerve and you develope a shitty outlook on life.
My wife get..
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Term for a cd burner, because it burns (toasts) cd's, which can be coasters.
I got a new coaster toaster, it's really goddamn..
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When you have to crap so bad, it feels like the turd is already touching your drawers.
"Dude, we gotta find a bathroom. I'm t..