Dookie Surprise

What is Dookie Surprise?


1.

The act of sewing a love partner's rectum up nice and tight just like a wrapped X-mas present. Next you feed him/her continously for a few days with no bathroom break. After this process is complete you can safely jam your male organ up his/her rectrum and have the dookie surprised you desired.

Dookie Surprise Foreplay

You: Baby, do you really need to go yet?

Partner: Yes, I can't hold it any longer!

You: Alright! Here I come!

Partner: *SHIT NOISE X100*

You: Your butt-hole is so tight and smelly my love

Partner: I love you.

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