Dooks Arse Edit Meaning

1. To issue a punishing put-down. Invented as a new substitute for "treat". "You're dumb as shit." "Oh!!! V..

1. A Dennis, a chain smoker, a big pimp mac daddy of the skinny variety When I slap both cheek say "big daddy hognuts" See hogn..

1. Masturbation, wanking, tossing off, spanking the monkey. At night I like to get into bed and do the daily chore before rolling over to ..