What is Dooku?
1.
In portuguese, it means "From the ass"
"Hey! Tira-me esta cena dooku (do cú)!"
"Hey! Get this thing outta my ass!"
2.
When your friend is dancing or hooking up with a girl and you sneakily put your finger or hand up her skirt to try to touch her ass or pussy.
"Last night I had no options in the club so I had to Dooku your girl!"
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3.
"A Lot" ...among Star Wars Fans.
"I just bought a bunch of 30mw green laser pointers from China for practically nothing!! I've discovered a way to construct cheap lightsabers that I'm going to sell on Ebay!! Dude... We're going to make
Dooku bucks here. We're going to have Princess Leias all over this place... I promise."
"Bantha Fodder. Those lasers don't have IP filters. They'll blind any
Padawan clouded enough to use them."
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4.
The one who, under the influence of the evil Dark Lord of the Sith, Darth Sidious, got all of the big, feeling disenfrancised corporations together to create a droid army known as the Confederacy of Independant Systems (CIS). He was born on Sereno and died aboard General Grievous' battle cruiser by Anakin Skywalker in a scissor motion with lightsabers.
Dooku: "Master Kenobi, I'm disappointed in you. Yoda holds you in such high esteem."
The two of them: *striking and parrying one another's strikes*
Dooku: "Surely you can do better!"
London Symphony Orchestra: *plays dark music as Obi-Wan gets beat down*
5.
A woman's breast. Particulary appropriate for large, well formed, nubile or otherwise desireable boob.
Damn, look at the fine dookus on that girl!
Some guys like 'em perky, but I love a woman with big dookus.
Grandma's dookus look like flapjacks.
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6.
Money, the green, payola,
Used a lot in Europe/The Netherlands by the black community.
As in "Hey Ho, where's my Dooku?" I want all my Dooku, not some, not half, but all my Muthafukin Dooku! *Slap!*
7.
An infuriating tyranical woman with a hairy
Dooku advised I be more enthusiastic while doing all her work, so I enthusiastically bludgeoned her with my Lexmark printer
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