What is Doom Dealer?
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A person who specializes in dealing doom. Much like dealing cards or drugs, only much more brutal. If approached by a doom dealer do not look them in the eye this will result in instantaneous technmort (of course means art of death, techn- art/skill, mort- death) which is a fats swinging of both stone fists around your body causing intense trauma to kidneys making opponent poop themselves on the spot. There is only one Doom Dealer, and that is Doom Dealer Doyon. The only thing that can defeat him is Haly Perry.
Did you see that Doom Dealer just beat that shit out of that fat lady?!
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