Doom House

What is Doom House?


1.

AKA Doom House 2000. The best film in the world ever!

Recently widowed Reginald P Linux moves into his new house only to be confronted by an odd-looking figurine. Afteer numerous attempts to remove said doll, it magically re-appears. Driven to the point of madness, Linux is greeted by a plain -clothes cop. On inspection of the house, the cop uncovers the most terrifying thing in the world...

Doom House 2000 was unfairly ignored at the Academy Awards.

2.

A house of unmitigated evil, as chronicled by the sleeper hit 2003 epic motion picture, "Doom House 2000."

Dude, i went over to Brian's house the other day, and there were baggies everywhere. Brian's got a fucking Doom House!!

3.

A grade A movie on Something Awful.

Yes, Doom House.


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