What is Dooney?
1.
An abbreviated way to refer to a purse or bag by Dooney & Burke.
Is that a Dooney you're carrying?
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2.
a retarded homosexual who sucks at life.
That guy with the curly hair and green jeep is such a dooney.
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3.
someone lacking intelligence or someone who commits thoughtless acts
You're a dooney if you fail health.
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Look at that dooney, he just crashed his car.
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4.
dooney
doo-ney (adj.) 1.) Slang for a fat, ugly, and/or annoying girl.
(N.) 2.) An obese nasty "hoe" who starves for attention and fufills her need through pointless drama and Peanut Butter Oreos, also a ruthless cockblocker.
Alternative Definitions/Words: A "bum bum bum bum " bitch, baluga whale, and any form of the word gorilla is acceptable
Dooneys need to be stopped! Recognize your local "dooney'' and call authorities a.s.a.p.
did you see that dooney gal? her saggy face was covered in peanut butter. someone's gotta drive her home.
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