Doopmizter Edit Meaning

1. A mad dash to relieve scattered pornography and/or sexual paraphernalia on hearing the unexpected early arrival of one's wife or gi..

1. someone who engages in a long term secret affair with a neighbor, friend, or acquaintance. Did you hear he is a giant secret slut? They..

1. synonymous to monitor, but changed to reflect the monitoring styles of ones mother, to keep an eye on; keep under surveillance. Cari, w..