What is Door Children?
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children that listen close to the door while the parent has sex.
Betty: John I think someone outside the door.
John: No Betty does are just the door children.
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This is a result of humping a door too many times. You will have children in shape of a door.
*MAY BE RATHER PAINFUL*
Dude, I heard that Bob humped a door and now he has 3 door children!
Hey, don't get too close to that door, you could have door children.
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