Door Children

What is Door Children?


1.

children that listen close to the door while the parent has sex.

Betty: John I think someone outside the door.

John: No Betty does are just the door children.

See children, door, kids, knob, house

2.

This is a result of humping a door too many times. You will have children in shape of a door.

*MAY BE RATHER PAINFUL*

Dude, I heard that Bob humped a door and now he has 3 door children!

Hey, don't get too close to that door, you could have door children.

See door, children, hump, humping, child


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