What is Door Jam?
1.
When your boyfriend (or male sex partner) has a member that is way bigger than your vagina. He tries to put it in but it won't fit without intense pain for both partners.
My man's cock is a Door Jam! Its so wide that it became its own cock block!
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2.
When you fuckin' sandwich a girl between you and a door jam and then when she climaxes you slam the door on her.
Shirlee: Oh honey! What's wrong?
Marie: What do you mean?
Shirlee: You have a huge bruise on your left arm...
Marie: Yeah I got doorjammed by Daniel last night...he's so romantic!
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