Door Jam

What is Door Jam?


1.

When your boyfriend (or male sex partner) has a member that is way bigger than your vagina. He tries to put it in but it won't fit without intense pain for both partners.

My man's cock is a Door Jam! Its so wide that it became its own cock block!

See big dick, schlong, large penis

2.

When you fuckin' sandwich a girl between you and a door jam and then when she climaxes you slam the door on her.

Shirlee: Oh honey! What's wrong?

Marie: What do you mean?

Shirlee: You have a huge bruise on your left arm...

Marie: Yeah I got doorjammed by Daniel last night...he's so romantic!


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