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When a woman in the service industry is unusually hostile to you for no reason.
Man, what the hell did we do to get this type of crappy..
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Masturbation; spanking the monkey; shining the pope; pleasing the tall dude with the beard; playing 5 on 1, hanging out with Mary Palmer..
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When you go swimming in the ocean with only a bathing suit on. Then the ocean water evaporates leaving your balls laden with salt. The f..