Doorbitch

What is Doorbitch?


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To make sure the people who would go to Wasteland parties would stick to the dresscode, which is supposed to be kinky and sexual, the organisation hired women who would stand at the door and tell people whether they could come in or not.

Normally this is a bouncers job, but since they're always mentally challenged and can't handle instructions that require a sound fashion judgement, the doorbitch was created.

Since these women quickly became notorious for verbal abuse and fucking up your night out in general, the term 'doorbitch' came into life.

However, other, less kinky organisations have started using them as well; Now&Wow has a couple of doorbitches, and Jimmy Woo of Supperclub both have transexual/crossdressing doorbitches.

Over the years the doorbitch has become an excellent idiot-avoidance tactic in nightlife, and although she makes a sellected (small) crowd miserable, te majority of normal clubbers enjoy a better atmosphere thanks to her careful selection of customers at the door.

"Dude, can't believe you got in!!!"

"Yeah, but only after the doorbitch told me to take of my Arsenal shirt and dance on it... what an absolute BITCH!!!"


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