Doorgasm

What is Doorgasm?


1.

-From Chuck Lorre Vainty Card #130

The feeling of relief and pleasure when the person you had casual sex with finally goes home.

I feigned a bittersweet smile as she walked out of the bedroom, then was rocked by a powerful doorgasm the second I heard her car start.

2.

An orgasm brought on by listening to the doors

"so i was listening to riders on the storm the other day, and i guess the mood caught me right cuz i had a HUGE DOORGASM. it was great."

See orgasm

3.

doorgasm - The feeling of relief and pleasure when the person you had casual sex with finally goes home.

I feigned a bittersweet smile as she walked out of the bedroom, then was rocked by a powerful doorgasm the second I heard her car start.

See door, orgasm, sex, date, car

4.

An orgasm brought on by having sex with a doorknob. Applicable only for women. And men who take it in the ass.

Wow, I got a doorgasm from having sex with this shiny doorknob.

See doors, orgasm, shiny

5.

a final orgasm (which may also be the first) occurring at the door after a date or booty call; replace the kiss in a "good night kiss" with an orgasm and it's a doorgasm

At the door, while saying good night, Mason fingered Amanda for a doorgasm.

See orgasm, booty call, goodbye, handshake

6.

that awesome orgasm when ur bangin ur girl when theres people in the next room

damn, what a doorgasm, my parents were in the living room

7.

An orgasm brought on by slamming a door on your dick.

I was ready to go, when that bitch screamed something about not knowing me and slammed the door on my dick. I had a doorgasm right then and there.


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