Dooring

What is Dooring?


1.

Someone who drop kicks a swinging door when someone is on the other side to mortally injure them.

Shit, did you hear Tony went dooring this morning?

No, who'd he get?

He only went and doored the finance director

What a stupid wanker he's going to get a P45.

See doored, dooring

2.

Dooring is the practice of opening one's door into another parked vehicles side. Practiced mostly by older people, soccer moms and children, it damages the paint on the opposite cars finish. Dooring is a completely unnacepptable practice, and it is best to honk at the idiot next to you whose doing it to your car. An alternate form of dooring, is when an idiot in your own car, opens the door and scrapes off the paint when the door slides of the curb.

The death penalty is unacceptable in modern America, with the exception of people who practice dooring or vandalize other peoples vehicles.

See dooring, slob, paint, vandalize


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