Doorknob Edit Meaning

1.

This is what you say when someone else farts and you notice it before they say saftey ,you say doorknob. You can punch them until they toucha doorknob.

AHHH! Doorknob!

2.

A person who is sexually promiscuous and indiscriminate about who they engage in sexual relations with.

That girl is a doorknob, everyone has had a turn.

3.

A mechanical device that secures hinged doors, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

I sure am glad that my door has a doorknob so bad guys can't get in my house.

See door, knob, lock, key, badguy

4.

Someone who is a doorknob is someone where everybody gets a turn. Do you see?

"That Natalie Peake is a right doorknob!"

See Halo

5.

A complete idiot who doesn't have a clue about anything.

A: that new song by greenday is awesome!

D: whats greenday

A: you're such a doorknob sometimes

6.

a stupid idiot. a way of making fun of som1 without using such harsh words like slut, bitch, whore, ass-hole, ass-wipe ect.

it sounds stupid, but once you start saying it, its actually quite addictive and fun!

someone,"you suck!"

you,"shut up, doorknob!"

See door knob, door handle, idiot, stupid, bitch, fucker, slut, pop-n-fresh

7.

a game played mostly by males in which (when someone farts) someone calls "doorknob" and beats the shit out ofthe farter until he or she passes out or touches a doorknob... the farter can call "safety" to keep from getting the shit beat out of him or her.

SITUATION 1:

1. steve farts

2. bill: "doorknob!"

3. a fight ensues

4. steve touches a doorknob

5. life goes back to normal

SITUATION 2:

1. steve farts

2. bill: "doorknob"

3. a fight ensues

4. steve is too bruised and broken to get to the doorknob

5. steve never farts again

SITUATION 3

1. steve farts

2. steve: "safety"

3. the room stinks and bill does nothing

See door knob, dorknob, safety