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The award given to you when you fuck your friends girlfriend.
Me: "i fucked your girlfriend so i could get my knife wings."
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pirates drink,The(R)favorite letter of the alphabet
Whens me throat gets dry, me drinks some w.a.r.t.e.r..
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When people advertise things on Ebay and display their nude bodies reflected on the items for sale
that's some good reflecto-porn ..
