Dooshsnozzle

What is Dooshsnozzle?

doo-sh-snoz-el

1. The more affectionate term for douche.

2. Faliure at everything. (see: jackass of all trades)

3. School/Home/Work safe slang for dipshit

1. Alex was acting like such a dooshsnozzle last night, I could'nt resist giving him a kiss.

2. Jack tries and tries, but he's still just a dooshsnozzle

3. "Dang! My teacher/mom/boss is such a dooshsnozzle I could scream!"

See douchesnozzle, douche, doosh, dipshit, idiot, dumbass, retard, fuckhead

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