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The cheapest piece of wood board you've ever seen. (cheaper than chopped dog meat in China Town). This wood is cheaper than plywoo..
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The act of dating and not dating someone at the same time.
You didn't hear? I broke up with my girlfriend about a month ago. Now..
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Having the ability to blame a fart on someone else across the room; Throwing a fart.
Michael smells something from across the room. Mom..
