Doots

What is Doots?


1.

In my family this word is used to describe fecal matter and is derived from the old fashioned saying - 'to do your duties'.

"Ooh, look at that white dog doots!'

2.

A fob way of saying "Dude."

F.O.B. IN THE HOW! Hey doots what's for lunchie?

3.

Balding fat ass with a penchant for porn. Master of four of the seven deadly sins: Gluttony, Sloth, Greed, and Lust.

Doots lay on the coach double fisting "festive specials" while watching porn.

4.

A small portion of fecal matter shaped into a small sphere about the size of a pebble. Usually produced by Rabits, or rodents of equal size and/or animals with the capability of producing such an object.

Damn Jim, your rabbit's cage is filled to the bring with doots, you should clean it.

5.

Originaly coined by a fellow student, "doots" meaning shit or worse.

For example.. "Your doots m8" or "cold, your doots at life m8" or "work is doots and my manager is doots"

See shit, crap, useless, nothing, poor

6.

a black and white neutered cat/squeedely deets

I got a doots in my toots

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