What is Doots?
1.
In my family this word is used to describe fecal matter and is derived from the old fashioned saying - 'to do your duties'.
"Ooh, look at that white dog doots!'
2.
A fob way of saying "Dude."
F.O.B. IN THE HOW! Hey doots what's for lunchie?
3.
Balding fat ass with a penchant for porn. Master of four of the seven deadly sins: Gluttony, Sloth, Greed, and Lust.
Doots lay on the coach double fisting "festive specials" while watching porn.
4.
A small portion of fecal matter shaped into a small sphere about the size of a pebble. Usually produced by Rabits, or rodents of equal size and/or animals with the capability of producing such an object.
Damn Jim, your rabbit's cage is filled to the bring with doots, you should clean it.
5.
Originaly coined by a fellow student, "doots" meaning shit or worse.
For example.. "Your doots m8" or "cold, your doots at life m8" or "work is doots and my manager is doots"
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6.
a black and white neutered cat/squeedely deets
I got a doots in my toots
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