Doozer Edit Meaning

1.

Little green people that where helmets and build towers out of radishes.

Why do you suppose doozers build the buildings doozers build?

2.

A Doozer is a nickname given to a man that has sex with a lot of women. the word Doozer can also be a way to ask a friend if you had sex with her.

what a Doozer he is...

or hey bro did you Doozer last night?

See sex, forked, having sex, pimp, nicknames

3.

n. An impressively large shit. Usually one where the subject's legs fall alseep from sitting on the toiletfor too long. There must be atleast three courtesy flushes performed before a doozer can be official. Taking a picture with your cell phone of the doozer and sending it to your friends is optional. A doozer should be graded by any who witness it.

Yo, Booth man, I just dropped a nasty doozer. Come take a whif of this.

See shit, poop, dump, whopper, cah cah

4.

A person that not only lives but aspires to live the main stream life. This includes a boring job done without passion, 2.4 children, an SUV and a house in the burbs. They just go along living out their lives as a backdrop to history and a study in the mundane. Originally coined from the industrious characters from Fraggle Rock that just went about their business mostly oblivious to the goings on around them.

She used to have a passion for science and she was going to change the world but somewhere along the way she got tired and turned into a doozer.

I used to bust my hump to get ahead but I decided to take the path of the doozer.

See suburb, passion, suv, fraggle, mundane

5.

A slang for vagina. Originated in Palm Valley Florida.

Man, she's got one gross doozer.

See dooz, doozin, doozy, doozered

6.

A person (usually a good friend) that does someone else's dirty work for them and/or tells someone bad news even though it isn't their responsiblity to tell them.

person 1: "tell him I want to break up."

person 2: "No way. You gotta do it yourself. I'm not going to be your doozer."

7.

A Doozer is a cross between a dork and a looser. This word started from two teenage girls messing with words, and now their entire school says it. Though it should be spelled Dooser, since it is a slang term it's not.

"Renee you are such a doozer!"

See looser, dork, dooser, nerd, geek