What is Dopefish?
1.
Originally an enemy character from Apogee's "Commander Keen" series of videogames. The dopefish was slow, stupid, and always hungry. The dopefish is now a regularly occurring cameo and easter egg within other software, games, and even television shows.
Teh dopefish appears in Quake, Daikatana, and Max Payne
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The coolest thing ever to happen to computer games; a funny green buck-toothed fish that gets everywhere, and you never get tired of it, bless 'im. First seen in the Shadowlands. Habitat: Wishing Well. Foods include veggies and small annoying space-travellers with yellow helmets. God bless the Dopefish.
The Dopefish is cool. The end!
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DOPEFISH. The second-dumbest creature in the universe, this creature's thought patterns go "swim swim hungry, swim swim hungry." They'll eat anything alive and moving near them, though they prefer heroes.
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The dopefish ate Commander Keen and burped happily.
