Doppler Shit

What is Doppler Shit?


1.

The annoying situation of trying to shit in a public lavatory which suddenly becomes busy with people. Effort is made to shit as quietly as possible but failure to do so leads to a loud embarassing splash which is clearly heard by all. So named after the "Doppler effect", whereby a moving object emanating sound, changes pitch as it's distance to the subject listening increases/decreases.

(1) Man(upon rejoining his wife): Honey, I'm so embarassed - do you think they're all looking at me 'cos they know it was me that Doppler shitted?

(2) Hey, I think that's the guy that laid that Doppler shit we heard earlier. Noisy fucker couldn't control it - shoulda put down some paper first.

See shit, splash, splosh, loud, bomb, fart, public, toilet, loo, lavatory, embarassing


0

Random Words:

1. San Diego, CA. Mostly used as reference to Mira Mesa. "I live in the City of Rape, get it straight." See city, of, rape, mir..
1. Ofrel a word combining "Oh, for real" as follows:When he sd to her,"I won 5 trillion dollars today.", she sd "..
1. A Z-list celebrity, one who is microfamous or has achieved the least possible fame achievable. "Yeah so I ran into that Leonardo D..