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Negro with a penis of <30cm length.
A: "Whoa! What a long cock!"
B: "Fuck! He's a freaking insane cock brotha!&..
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Burned out on seminars when starting a job
Dude 1: Dude, how is your first week of work going?
Dude 2: Dude, this company blows goats..