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The act of jerking off while using a parrot instead of your hand.
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Typing without looking at the keys.
"His new secretary has the blind touch & she's fast about it too."..
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A nickname given to those who use the Juggernaut perk on Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare online.
"I was playing online and I put an..