Dorf Edit Meaning

1.

Something an idiot would say.

A Dwarf is a short man, a midget if you will. Dorf is something an idiot would say.

2.

German for "village"

the waldorf astoria is called that because it's named after a German village called Waldorf.

3.

1.) A term used to describe a human who believes he is a fantastical dwarf.

2.) A silly nanny. An idiot. A fool.

Luffelman is such a dorf.

See dungeons and dragons, dwarf, roleplaying, geek, fool

4.

a mode one can go into

a state of confusion/surprise/anger

i got raped by that math test, i am now in a state of dorf

last night was wild, ive been in dorf mode all day

See dorf, dorph, dorp, dussel

5.

A label applied to people who act quite similarly. They do things such as using the words "bro" and "fuck" profusely, and it is not uncommon for them to use each word 3 to 4 times in a sentence. Dorfs are considered to be very reckless and DGAF (don't give a fuck) about anything. They have no sense of manners or shame, as they burp, sneeze, fart, and cough as loud as possible. Dorfs commonly drive, or at least fantasize about over-sized pick-up trucks, to compensate for their relatively small genitals. Although Dorfs do not have a specific wardrobe or clothing style, they have distinctive grooming habits. Facial hair is either trimmed to sideburns or a goatee, or a strange corroboration of both. Personal hygiene is highly neglected amongst Dorfs, so extensive amounts of deodorants and body sprays are applied on a daily basis. Dorfs also have a distinctive "vomit" breath, which is a result of not brushing teeth, excessive drinking, and burping.

Micheal smells so bad, and he thinks he's really cool, but he's just an average Dorf.

I saw this Dorf the other day, and he almost hit me with his giant truck.

See bro, dorph, bitch, pussy, cunt, asshole, 951, 909, so cal, white trash

6.

Derogatory term referring to a person like a dork but more stupid

May well wear baggy trousers and walk with a stoop, looking at the floor, whilst small children throw shit at them

No! That's my leg! - you dorf!

Eat shit Dorf - you don't know shit!

You think The Darkness are kool - you're so a dorf!

See fool, knob, dickhead, fecker, cuunt

7.

dorf (verb) to call the police on a person that has been drinking but is still legal to drive because you are "concerned" in an attempt to have them arrested and convicted of a DUI.

Named after David Waldorf of Minneapolis

Man, I got dorfed by someone after bowling, luckily I am a responsible drinker and blew a .054!

See waldorf, fuck, dui, police, intoxicated, jail