What is Doris?
1.
A lady's perfectly-maintained and coiffeured hairstyle, which frames a charming, vertical smile.
Although she was now over 80, her many admirers seemed to be quite content to gaze upon her DORIS all day.
See photogenic , cheerful , picturesque , inimitable , fundamental , charming
2.
A mother. Female caretaker.
I love my Doris.
Meet my Doris.
This is my father and Doris.
See mother , woman , mom , loving , lady
3.
a) a hip mamacita who hates people that "tYpe lYke DiSh" because they are complete morons that should be pushed into a pit of fire
b) sexy and intelligent
My dream is to be a Doris so I can get all the men!
See Doris
4.
female partner, girl-friend or wife
can't make it lads, gotta go shoppin' with me doris
5.
1)Ultimate insult to undermine inflated male ego's. Also works well to women with similar masculine names e.g. Boris
2)See Goober
1) Shut up you Doris...(followed by appropriate your mum joke)!
6.
a completely unactractive, older lesbian.
or a diesel-dyke
Janet Reno
7.
A whore; a mutton; a slutbag; female(?) who dyes her hair blonde over & over until the ends are white & the roots are orange.
Doris is a whoris; Dor is a whore; See that skanky blonde bitch with the delinquent bastard son? I'm gonna kick her sloppy, crack infested ass!!
Although she was now over 80, her many admirers seemed to be quite content to gaze upon her DORIS all day.
I love my Doris.
Meet my Doris.
This is my father and Doris.
My dream is to be a Doris so I can get all the men!
can't make it lads, gotta go shoppin' with me doris
1) Shut up you Doris...(followed by appropriate your mum joke)!
Janet Reno
Doris is a whoris; Dor is a whore; See that skanky blonde bitch with the delinquent bastard son? I'm gonna kick her sloppy, crack infested ass!!