What is Dorito?
1.
(N) A style of grooming a woman's pubic hair. Shaving the hair into a small, point-down triangle which resembles a Dorito snack chip.
I tried to get her to shave it all, but she went for the Dorito
2.
1) Crisps or chips (for you americans), which are of a triangular shape and are comonly dipped in flavoured 'dip'.
Also possibly the best snack in the world!
2) Describing someone with a very triangular head. Most of the time used an insult to a person, who is flat, lifeless and often cheesy.
1) WOW! these doritos are delicious!
2)Shut up Tom! your a dorito!
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3.
To be cheesy. Someone who is being cheesy at the momment is being Dorito. Dorito came from cheesy a Dorito is cheesy therefore someone acting Dorito is cheezy.
"You that was Dorito as hell cuz"
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4.
girls who wear sooo much makeup that there faces go orange(cheesy) and are total sluts who go around saying "cumon den mon, im gonna beat u up mon!!!" then run off crying when you slap them! they think that evryone fancies them, but most people hate them! all they ever talk about is their hair and the "long" lists of boys who fancy them. they think that they are all popular and that everyone should obey them. in short, they are chavy sluts so stay away!!!
they are such fucking doritos
5.
A bunker used in the sport of paintball manufacturered by SupAir that is shaped like a 3d Dorito. It's similar to a pyrimid having all edges being the same dimension and the base also a triangle.
Teammate: He's at the dorito
Teammaterer: *shoots*
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6.
A cheesy chip that is possible to get stuck in your ribs.
Sexyboi: "O My dorito hurrrrtsss"
Amanda: "Hahaha. Go suck a cock bitch."
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7.
1.) Snack chip, known well for it's 'dippability' and 'crunchiness.' Well known by users of marijuana.
Dude, let's get some doritos.