What is Dorito Damage?
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To wound the inside of one's mouth with the sharp points of a Dorito's brand chip or any other brand of mouth-shredding snack food.
Ow! I just did some Dorito damage to the roof of my mouth when the sharp point of the chip stabbed directly into the pizza-blister burn I got last night.
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A normally modest person who, after a few drinks, boasts about their real (or imagined) accomplishments and/or possessions.
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