Doritoitis

What is Doritoitis?

When the subject continously jabs there fingers into the bottom of the dorito bag. Hence the subjects fingers become broken and misshapen.

That fat ass got a bad case of doritoitis.

See tendonitis, fracture, doritos, ouch

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