Doritos Edit Meaning

1.

what fat people eat when they are alone

Rahul: Where would you be with out me

STeven: Eating doritos in a dark corner

See adibidibi

2.

The ultimate party food among American college students. Where there's beer, you'll also find Doritos, especially the two most popular flavors:

-Cool Ranch

-and Nacho Cheese.

Daring and creative students may even mix the two flavors in a bowl!

LoRes: Where's the partyat?

Scoots: Leon's house!11

LoRes: Nice. I hope we find some winmenand get in a convoy.

Scoots: Fisk.dat! I'm jost gun snaxZ0rs the whole time!

LoRes: Yeah, I saw him buy a shitloadof Doritos and beer last night.

*Cops pull up*

Drunk Kids in Bush: SS.... SCATTER!111

See scoots, doritos, nacho cheese, drinking, drunk, college, food, snacks, snax

3.

The code name for marijuana if talked about on the phone or around other people.

Hey, let's get a big bag of doritos!

I just spent $80 on doritos.

See weed, dope, doritos, smoke, cheeba, hash, purple haze

4.

The main staple of a nigger's diet.

Usually consumed with some extremely sweet fruit drink.

I can see that we're in Buffalo because there are hundreds of dirty niggers bumming fifty cents to buy a bag of Doritos.

See Sam