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A vaginal projectile, propelled by the force of a particularly powerful queef. Usually a crusted remnant of a womans most recent ovulat..
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The act of anal penetration with an uncircumsized penis. See egg roll
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A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd.
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