What is Dork Ass?
1.
1) A person that is so stupid that you swear they have their head so far up their ass they cant see daylight
2) Someone ignorant to just about everything but Star Wars and WW2 model airplanes
1) "Man, I have tried to explain how to turn the VCR on to Mark for like ten damn minutes. What a freekin dork ass"
2) "Hey Dork Ass, may the force be with you. So why dont you quit fuckin around with that damn model airplane and get me a soda....BIOTCH!"
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One that scrogs wales in the anus
"hey look ted i'm harpooning willy!!...*doink"