Dork Seizure

What is Dork Seizure?


1.

When you get overly excited about something and wind up checking your self-edit mode at the door by either spewing a bunch of verbal vomit, throwing a giggle fit, or pulling a Jerry Lewis and tripping over stuff in front of others.

EXAMPLE:

When AtlantaHoopla gets excited, she regularly throws a dork seizure but nobody thinks anything about it anymore because she dorks-out so often that it's basically become her modus operandi.

OK... admittedly, that's not the best example I could write, but I'm tired and I've been working long hours here lately and before I *really* throw-down with an online dork seizure, I'm just gonna' click the "Send" button now.

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