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A guy named Jesse who only has one teste (Yes ladies; it's true!)
One-teste-jesse tried to impresse the ladies with is schlong, bu..
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A way to call someone that was born on Friday the 13th or Halloween. In order to have yourself referred to 'UltraMegagoth' you..
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Preferably delivered to a target who is vegan (by contrast, the slapper may be of any dietary orientation). A vegan slap is the daintier..