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1. when your man pisses you off because he can't get you off and you take it out on the shower head...then smile with content/lv omg!..

1. The act of masterbation. I masterphize at lest 20 times daily. See wack it, beat it, choke the chicken, flogging the dolphin..

1. When the media encourages news scare stories to get blown completely out of proportion. Average Girl: "Catwalk models are a bad e..