What is Dorking?
1.
1- roleplaying
2- any activity generally classified as uncool or
3- engaging in any activity for which one might be considered a
We're gonna be DORKING over a Steve's house friday night. You in?
Yeah, I'd love to get out to a club tonight, but my boyfriend is busy DORKING with his stupid friends.
2.
A small town in Surrey, full of white middle class wannabe chavs who think they are gangsters and sit on benches shouting lewd things at passing teenage girls. Also populated by lots of old people who like to complain about everything and anything, such as kids talking in the park, and rich obnoxious middle aged churchgoers. Everyone seems to know each other, and if you talk to someone once, they are guaranteed to be your friends cousins sister or something along those lines. It does however have a lot of pubs and a giant silver cockerel on the roundabout - and why would anyone pass up the opportunity to see a giant cock?
I went down to dorking and got spat on by a twelve year old chav whose grandma then berated me for talking too loudly in the street.
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3.
Used in conjuntion with the sport of snowboarding. The process by which an unexperienced snowboarder finds himself unable to traverse the slope correctly, and must slide down horizontally, facing down the slope without turning, thus "dorking" the run. This rubs off powder and moguls enjoyed by qualified boarders and skiers.
Look at those two dorking the run.
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4.
When one is '
1: Dude, you're only a level 2.
-- Two days later --
2: I'm up to 54.
1: Wow! You must've been dorking it!
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5.
To Fornicate anally with a woman under 5'3".
Me and Samantha were Dorking all night long.
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6.
Dorking is a tern to decribe when a gay put his penis into another mans penis
i had gay sex and he tried dorking me
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Dorking is a term in the UK for saddle sniffing- i.e. taking a whiff of someone's bicycle/horse saddle, presumably without the owner's consent.
Lord Melphrew, I caught the gardener dorking in your wife's tack room.
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