Dorkmonger

What is Dorkmonger?


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(Noun)A person who is an idiot, jerk, lame ass, douche/douch bag, geek, dweeb, tosser, dork, poser, ponce, tool, wanker, someone who thinks they are cool...etc.

But is unaware that they are. Or that anybody else thinks they are.

Examples of Dorkmongers:

Tom Cruise*

Bono*

Most Newsreaders and Talk Show Hosts

David Hasselhoff

Sting*

Televsion Evangelists

Paris Hilton

Bob Geldolf

ETC. *Uber Dorkmongers

"That Sting is such a Dorkmonger"

See wanker, monger, dork, tosser, lame ass, douch, douch bag, Dorkmonger


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