What is Dorkmonger?
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(Noun)A person who is an idiot, jerk, lame ass, douche/douch bag, geek, dweeb, tosser, dork, poser, ponce, tool, wanker, someone who thinks they are cool...etc.
But is unaware that they are. Or that anybody else thinks they are.
Examples of Dorkmongers:
Tom Cruise*
Bono*
Most Newsreaders and Talk Show Hosts
David Hasselhoff
Sting*
Televsion Evangelists
Paris Hilton
Bob Geldolf
ETC. *Uber Dorkmongers
"That Sting is such a Dorkmonger"
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The act of ejaculating in your partner's eye and then kicking her in the shin, causing her to move around like a one-legged pirate...
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What you tell your friends when they ask what took you so long in the rest room.
Sorry it took me so long, I was dropping your kids off..
