Dorkologist Edit Meaning

1. The awkward silence that results when someone informs you that your zipper, or fly is open. The person with the unzipped pants zipper is..

1. When something goes terribly wrong and there are no words to describe it. when your car gets keyed you say "oh no! fuckinshitnbiot..

1. The act of fingering a man's or your own penis. Bob likes to haldo until he screams and sticky's up his hand. See haldo, fin..